Monday, September 24, 2012

Aggies Say...


It’s that time of the semester when professors administer the first exams. Believe it or not, these little question babies are crucial not only in the grade book, but in the whole tone of the class. Once you figure out how a professor tests, you get a grip on how to study-though it sucks that it has to come a month in.

Being a 3rd year student (typing that makes me feel like I’m at Hogwarts), I have taken a fair amount of tests. Being a JCOM/English student means I have also written numerous papers. Both can be stressful. Sometimes chocolate and Diet Coke don’t help relieve the stress like they should. Laughter, though, has never failed to reduce my study-induced headaches.

Now I could post a bunch of hilarious videos that you’ve probably already seen a hundred times, but I won’t. (Okay, maybe just one. See bottom.) But I’ve found people in conversation are a whole lot funnier. Bill Cosby capitalized on the idea and hosted a show about it. So in hopes of relieving a bit of the test anxiety, I present you with:
Sh!t Aggies Say
“Normally I’d say yes, but I’m kind of dating someone right now. But don’t worry, you’re cuter.” (Outside the Business Building)

“Did he kiss her? Wait, what am I talking about? She wouldn’t kiss him!” (Outside the AGRS)

Girl to Guy: “Hi, I’m (insert girl name here)” Guy to Girl: “I’m taken.” (Psych 1010 class)

“It’s not bragging, it’s making yourself seem cooler” (PR writing)

And my All Time Favorite, mentioned during my Freshman year in my aliens science class
“If the aliens have figured out galaxy travel, why would they bother to graffiti our wheat?”


Here’s the video I promised. I have a love hate relationship with Mr. Brand, but this video never fails to make me laugh. It's being dumb and won't embed so just click the hulu link.


Happy Monday!


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