Dear USU

Dear Skateboard Dude-

                Are your legs broken? Is that why you have those two lovely ladies pulling you along the sidewalk? They may have ponytails, but they aren’t horses. You don’t look cool, you just look like a player.

-Sincerely, Rachael

Dear Law Professor:

                I don’t understand half the words coming out of your mouth. Can you put them in Legally Blonde terms?

-Confused, Miss Wabel

Group-

                I can’t wait for this class to be over. I know you don’t care about this project, but I do. I miss working with my PR besties.

-Counting Down, Rachael

Dear Nano Logan Group-

                I know I’m the black sheep who isn’t writing fantasy, but I think you guys are cool. Quadside Café write-in soon?

Write On, RaeMarie

Hey Lovey-Dovey couple in my Psych class,

                Please get a room! My breakfast belongs in my stomach!

On the verge of puking, the girl sitting behind you.

To the Boy next door:

                Do you have CNN texting you updates about Hurricane Sandy? Please turn the vibrate and sound off on your phone!

Irritated, the next door neighbor.

Dear Boy in the Library-

                You are hot, but maybe I’m not? Will you please look up and acknowledge me so I can stop feeling like a stalker?

Waiting, Rachael