I have some
professors that say some pretty funny shizzle. Of course, the best class
doesn’t allow cell phones and is very critical of laptops so I can’t tweet it
up. So, I decided to write down some of the funny stuff I’ve heard professors
say over the last couple of days. I’m leaving names off just so they can’t be
identified, because I’m nice like that.
“Puberty is
rough, especially if you have a Crisco face like me. But there’s hope, just
look at this vessel of manhood in front of you.”
“If this is
the English building, why is it named after an engineer?” “Because there are no
rich English majors.” #honest
Sitting in a
class and the projector starts a loud pitched humming. Professor glances at it
and it stops. “We live, apparently!”
“All she
wrote was ‘I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.’ It’s my life goal to do that
to someone.”
“This is a
horrible thing to decide, but I decided I didn’t like her as a person.”
“You’re more
likely to see a woman in a wedding dress than a moose. #naturetalk”
“You can
disagree with me, but I happen to be right.”
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