Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Live Tweeting


I have some professors that say some pretty funny shizzle. Of course, the best class doesn’t allow cell phones and is very critical of laptops so I can’t tweet it up. So, I decided to write down some of the funny stuff I’ve heard professors say over the last couple of days. I’m leaving names off just so they can’t be identified, because I’m nice like that.

“Puberty is rough, especially if you have a Crisco face like me. But there’s hope, just look at this vessel of manhood in front of you.”

“If this is the English building, why is it named after an engineer?” “Because there are no rich English majors.” #honest

Sitting in a class and the projector starts a loud pitched humming. Professor glances at it and it stops. “We live, apparently!”

“All she wrote was ‘I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.’ It’s my life goal to do that to someone.”

“This is a horrible thing to decide, but I decided I didn’t like her as a person.”

“You’re more likely to see a woman in a wedding dress than a moose. #naturetalk”

“You can disagree with me, but I happen to be right.”

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